School lunch in 1999 was $1.25, so that’s what I used to get from my mom everyday. I used to blow that every single day on either Starbursts or a bottle of Coke from the vending machines. It’s no surprise then that I weighed 139 lbs at 6 ft tall. So my New Year’s resolution is to eat nothing but a pack of Starbursts and a Coke before 4 PM everyday to lose the 100 lbs I’ve gained since the late 90s.