I get so much more work done in the comfort of my own home. It’s too bad my place of work allows this 0% of the time, except on my own time, which is obviously “unpaid”. Us lazy government workers. If the general public knew how many times me and my coworkers put in 60+ hour weeks without overtime, just because we’re understaffed and we care about the job we do, I think maybe there would be less shit talking about government workers going on. And maybe I could have a goddamn beer on my lunch once in a while.

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