if you live near one of these areas [or even if you don't] give one of these numbers a call. it's fucking funny shit.

• Boston: 617-861-3962

** New York: 212-660-2245

New Hampshire: 603-413-2340 Rhode Island: 401-648-6543 Maine: 207-376-0768 Atlanta: 770-908-7383

San Francisco: 415-356-9833

Denver: 303-607-7527

Los Angeles: 310-217-7638

Washington DC: 202-452-7468

Chicago: 773-509-5027

Seattle: 206-376-9798

*** Miami: 305-241-0033

*** Orlando: 407-338-0036

Baltimore: 410-347-1488 Virginia: 703-912-1725

Detroit: 248-262-6861

Houston: 713-866-6249

Dallas: 972-504-6270 Phoenix: 602-230-4210

Las Vegas: 702-386-5397

New Jersey: 201-808-6011

San Diego: 858-492-8002