knock knock yes? who is it? WINTER!!! MUAHAHAHA!

damn it be cold.

Also, I love it when pretty people get bent out of shape when you tell them that they're getting special treatment because they are pretty.

"oh whatever! they can't just like my PERSONALITY?"

Yes, but chances are, if you have a cute face and a set of boobs, people are going to do things for you that they otherwise wouldn't. Some of the coolest girls I know are fat chicks. Whatever nature didn't endow them with as far as physical beauty goes, they sure made up for in the personality dept.

But who do you think got the job? The girl with more qualifications or the cute girl with the little skirt who always seems to drop her pencil?

Who got backstage?

Who got sold alcohol when they forgot their ID?

My point is, I know this girl who has a car that always breaks down. One time she broke down on the side of the highway and she forgot her phone at home so she couldn't call for help. She figured somebody would stop and maybe give her a lift to a payphone but after half an hour of waving people down, still not a soul stopped. She had to walk 6 miles to the closest exit. The next time the car broke down, she had a friend with her. 5'9", 125lbs, gorgeous girl. 4 people stopped and asked if they needed help in the span of 15 minutes. This shit makes me sick to my stomach.

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